Jokes for the times

I had to post this simply because it’s about sex, the internet, and children. It also represents how some parents need speak in euphamisms when talking about sex with their children. I do like the fact that the boy goes to his dad, though. IRL, moms are the ones that usually get stuck giving “the talk.”

Where Micros Come From

A little boy goes to his father and asks “Daddy, how was I born?”

The father answers: “Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to do a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button…..

Nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:

“You’ve Got Male!”

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